posted: 06-03-1999
While skiing with Katie (Simply Ski) and Leo (LíEquipe) Fiona (SSD) had a major fall down near Le Praz. She hurt her back , damaged her thumb and injured her face.Throughout the whole ordeal Leo was constantly by her side , translating what the Pisteurs where saying , giving her moral support and keeping her calm in her time of need. She was later rushed to Mouti

posted: 06-03-1999
Will (Mark Warner, Bon Sejour) celebrated two milestones last night. His last day as a chalet boy this season and the day of his birth. Shocked onlookers at the Kalico were given a Full Monty performance on the dance floor as Will was stripped naked and then ejected from the night-club into the driving snow. He was then barred for the rest of the season.Courchevel

posted: 06-03-1999
 - Courchevel Enquirer
The long upstanding member of the community and El Gringos barman has been on a week long self-destructive drinking and snogging bender.His targets being large amounts of Kronenberg beer and a certain chalet girl called Sophie. Apparently at the end of each night big strong Owen and Georgie (Mark Warner) carried him home to his bed .Speeny, I guess you shouldnít c

posted: 27-02-1999
With a story of this sensitivity it is very difficult to choice how to report it. Using the principle that humour is the best medicine I say more en-tendre the better. So here goes.It all started with an over ambitious decent of the Roc Munier run between 1650 and 1850. He hit a bump at speed, but instead of the binding releasing, it tore itself from the top of the ski

posted: 27-02-1999
Not five minutes have passed since leaving Ski Scott Dunn and joining Mark Warner and already Georgie has been up to her old tricks again. Simon (Bon Sejour) appeared one morning, hands cupped around his groin, moaning delir iously after being shagged to within an inch of his life (a couple of inches according to Georgie) the night before. My advice for Simon woul

posted: 27-02-1999
You will notice from this issue that there a lack of colour photos from bad taste night.This is due to a temporary lack of colour ink which will be rectified by next week when we shall have a sheet dedicated to bad taste night (Vive Le mono) and Bond night and the Derby.