posted: 20-03-1999
After a week of devastation in the bars and clubs of Courchevel, Lowly and friends head back to blighty leaving a trail of depravity behind them.There usually path of destruction would start in El Gringos, then temporarily move to the football table in TJës before climaxing on the Kalico dance floor. Unlike last year the ISBA was not touched.;-)

posted: 20-03-1999
Tim ìSwingî and ìPrincessî Paula from the ìWinter Wonderlandî were seen in the early hours of the morning by John ìLe Goateeî recovering from a frenzied night of passion together.Apparently heís been trying for some time and this comes as a huge relief to all his co-workers, especially Carolyn. :-)

posted: 20-03-1999
Iím surprised that Gravy actually managed to remain standing at the Kalico. If it hadnít been for the large crowd, gravity would have taken itís effect far more effectively. And if it hadnít been for the support of Hillary he wouldnít have made it back to her bed. Had she know what was to follow Iím sure that she would have left him in the Kalico, o

posted: 13-03-1999
It seams that a more and more people, who are trying to save a little money, are putting their future of their hair in the hands of maniacs with pinking shears and electric razors. Only recently ,Hurb (Albatross) was scalped in the early hours (5am) by Kim. Earlier on in the season Leo (LíEquipe) only just escaped with his dignity intact after being shawn by Anna

posted: 13-03-1999
The once peaceful working conditions up at Flexiskiís Lodge were thrown into turmoil as Lila (Claire) decided that she had enough and it was time to quit leaving Leonie all on her own to look after all the guests. Not only is this unprofessional but it shows very little respect for you fellow workers.On a final point it is lucky that the Enquirer wasnít printed

posted: 13-03-1999
After being left a very creative and colourful answer-phone message last week by Spenny. I have decided that I will now offer a ìright to replyî. If you feel you have been unjustly reported on in any story then I will print , unedited (unless it is too obscene) , your side of the story.