Innocent young Ski Scott Dunn Chef, Rob (skier) is still recovering from the insatiable appetites of local nanny Sharon. Recently in the Kalico he was heard asking her ìHOW many times a night?î. It seems the catalyst in this ìcumming togetherî was RobÃÂs chocolate cake and blackcurrant cheese cake. Both of which have been found to take a woman near to
ItÃÂs nice to see Mouse (Ski World) is looking far more relaxed after her recent trip to Les Menuires. I can only surmise think that itÃÂs something to do with the water over there and has nothing to do whatsoever with having sex at all. *îFLUIDî
A feverish Mike (straight) was disturbed from his recuperation by the late appearance of Spenny and Philly who both slipped on a George Michael CD and started to do a little ìFast lovingî although this was later described as ìBumping and Grindingî by the third absent room mate. Apparently he too was elsewhere enjoying the company of an unknown chalet g
This week breakage's of the week takes a slightly different turn. For although ligament have been torn and cartilage ripped , the surprise winner this week is the editors sofa bed which was very kindly demolished by certain members of the bar staff. (you know who you are). Not satisfied with injuring it over new years this team of highly organised demolition expert
The strain of her celibate life got too much for Jules as she viciously snogged an innocent hard of sight punter. Undisclosed sources say that the manÃÂs guide dog is still in shock after the incident ìI may never guide againî said the confused canine.The manÃÂs glass eye is still missing after it was expelled due to the immense pressures encountered duri
