We are half way through the season .Oh no! only 8 weeks to go before the end. To celebrate, for one week only, the Enquirer will be printed on an extra sheet. The editor is still living a celibate life, not by choice. (why donÃÂt you just say your desperate for a womanñ ED) More snow is forecast and the enquirer is back on track from itÃÂs temporary hiccup t
Owen , or as he is know in breakdancing circles, ìSpin 2000î started cleaning the Kalico dance floor with the help of Mitch ìSpoon head fish boneî and other unnamed onlookers before passing out while trying to pull some punters. On a lighter note the Kalico cleaners have said that the dance floor has never looked better and they have requested Owen to
Rosy seams to be spending a lot of nights over in the ISBA with the company of her young toy boy BeeGee look a like plonger (ex-plonger by the time you read this), Nick. It appears that Nick ended the night on the floor after not being able to satisfy the TJÃÂs bargirl.Reports of the sound of slap of rubber gloves and washing up liquid residue found in his r
'Twas the night before day off And all round the house (resort) Not a creature was stirring Not even a mouse! Well except for the one from the Auberge who was snogging Dom (Bon Sejour) on Tuesday night at the Kalico.
The peaceful surrounding of the staff bedrooms at the Auberge where shattered when Paul (ESF 1550), Mouse, Bob, Charley, and Charlie all ended up in bed together. PaulÃÂs excuse was that as James (ski supreme) had pulled, he had no way home and following his ski school training made his way out of the snow and into a warm and dry place.
Notorious Katie (Simply Ski, enquirer issue 4&5) decided to opt for the younger man when she bedded Alexi (LÃÂEquipe LeoÃÂs baby brother) who is 16/17, after a long night on the pull . Although he canÃÂt legally drink yet, and in some American states is still below the age of consent ,this didnÃÂt stop Katie from debauching him.
