Skiworld Charlie in high speed downhill scrotum slicing incident

With a story of this sensitivity it is very difficult to choice how to report it. Using the principle that humour is the best medicine I say more en-tendre the better. So here goes.
It all started with an over ambitious decent of the Roc Munier run between 1650 and 1850. He hit a bump at speed, but instead of the binding releasing, it tore itself from the top of the ski causing Charlie to wipe out in a major way. After being rushed to Moutier hospital with several tears to his scrotum sack. After seeing the size of Charlies equipment top micro surgeons set about his pr ivates with a magnifying glass, needles and thread in order close the holes. One doctor quoted ìDue to very little use over the last couple of months, the patients sack although small were very bulbous like a pair or ripe plumpsî But there is a happy end to this story. With Charlieís absence his roommate , Jack and his bit on the side, Vicky have turned his room into their very own love den of uninterrupted carnal pleasure.