Annabelle (SSD) today bears the scars left by one of her punters after a little altercation. ìIt was like going three rounds with Mike Tysonî said the timid chalet girl. Don King is rumoured to be negotiating AnnabelleÃÂs next title fight.
Starring Katie, Ed and two unknown punters, Coming to a chalet near you soonNot so innocent Katie (Simply Ski), set out on a sexual rampage of Courchevel 1850 on Tuesday night.She left behind a trail of ravished punters and vomit covered Tournier staff accommodation. Ed (Tournier Plonguer) or as he is know ìHormoneî was unaware that Katie was an active practit
Innocent young Nick (Isba Plongeur) was given a lesson in the finer arts of ìtonsil tennisî by the more experienced Rosie (TJÃÂs) down at the Kalico. She was later heard saying ìalthough nice heÃÂs a bit young for me, I prefer a man who knows what to doî. Now Nick has had his coming of age experience he shall now be know as ìHotlipsî.
Instead of the usual simply ski/ski world stories there was going to be a funny little Mark Warner story this week but it appears that, after being verbally abused outside TJÃÂs by one of the parties involved in the story. I now realise that some people just donÃÂt have a sense of humour (Amy C).I would also like to apologise to Mouse (Auberge) for the story la
The peaceful surroundings of Courchevel were shattered when thieves broke into White Stuff and made off with money and goods.In the early hours of Friday morning an unknown number of what can only described as , in the words of a unbiased journalist, arseholes broke into through the window display and took the cash box and a number of ski jackets.If anyone saw anything
In the spirit of the above story Ski Scott Dunn Chef, Rob (Snowboarder) and a couple of Simply ski girls trashed 2 sofas in the peacock lounge.Suspected of payback, the editor disavows all knowledge of the action.
