posted: 13-02-1999
 - Courchevel Enquirer
Due to very high snowfalls and very weak snowpack the alps have become a very avalanche prone area. Courchevel added itself to the list of resorts including Chamonix and Val díIsere to have avalanche related fatalities. Earlier this week Tim was caught in a fatal avalanche while skiing over in 1650.He will be greatly missed by everyone in the resort of Courcheve

posted: 13-02-1999
It appear that they donít make beds the way they used to. Hillary (SSD) and her DJ toy boy, Gravy were practising some horizontal gymnastics when the frame of the bed gave way sending them both to the floor. Reports of metal fatigue have yet to be substantiated. But I fear the same fate as my sofa.

posted: 13-02-1999
Tara (Simply Ski) scores with a punter.Not that I am totally impartial when writing stories. Every now and then when a group of crazed Simply ski girls grab me by me metaphorical whoknowwhats and tell me to write a story I have no option but to comply.

posted: 06-02-1999
Top British mogul skier and probably the only Olympic ìbronzeî medal hope Britain has, Patrick Sharples was sent home with a couple of broken fingers after jumping from a balcony down in the peaceful town of La Choulier. On a lighter note Andy ìEx- Tournier Fat chefî is planning to nobble the visiting Canadian freestyle team in a couple of weeks.

posted: 06-02-1999
Was all that could be heard a couple of nights ago as Alexís sub-conscious cried out during deep sleep. If only Freud were here maybe he might say that Alexís is really saying ìALI ALI FASTER FASTERî and his little hormones are running riot and this is the real cause of these outbursts. ìOr maybe a cigar is just a cigarî and dreams about steamy pa

posted: 06-02-1999
After drinking Val díIsere dry earlier that day and causing havoc with the lift ops over in Tignes Katie and Fiona were stopped at the door of the Kalico and asked to produce ID before they were aloud to come in. After seeing this picture taken earlier in the night would you give them another drink? (Congratulations Katie 2 issues for 2! Can we make it 3 next w