Last week saw the inaugural Slalom competition, which unfortunately had a fairly lack luster turnout.All being said the competition was fierce will all types turning out from all different levels. It is hoping that it will become a weekly event for seasonnaires and punters with different ability levels, just as long as we separate the intermediates from the experts (
It has been brought to my attention that Ski Val/Ski World Plongers seem to get more action than anyone else in the resort. I donÃÂt know whether it is the rubber gloves or the rubber plunger that is the big attraction. Anyway I thought to make life easier for anyone who is drawn towards these Hydro-Ceramic technicians I have created a handy list complete with tick
People ask me many questions, most of them pertain to my existence on this planet and question my parentage. But many they centre around the area of what makes my qualified to be a reporter. IÃÂm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know. Using the bar staff as my main source o
SVEN ñ a tall well dressed almost fully qualified ski instructor, often spotted within a heard of Vaging. One of the few species to prey on itÃÂs victims in full day light. The SVEN is also equipped with night time skills but will still prey on victims from within the group. Prefers large mammary glands. We assume he is planning on reproduction. DE-SVENED ñ To
(Recipe for disaster) Well it is finally the morning after the night before, which I think for some is a welcome sight after the excesses of Chalet La Mouria and LÃÂEquipe!!! Kat there is now photographic evidence! (caught) something about a scarf and handcuffs, but where the feather duster comes into it is still a mysteryÃÂ Gary (Ski Cocktail) made all the correc
Jude (Mark Warner) seen here in the Kalico snogging Jimbo (Jump Bar) in the early hours of Christmas morning.According to observers Jude is making her way through the Jump Bar staff after being seen with Dion and Sven earlier this season.Other rumours are abound that although she takes these men back to her room they leave unfulfilled.If she keeps this up she will be
