A note from the editor 4
posted: 2000-01-01
People ask me many questions, most of them pertain to my existence on this planet and question my parentage. But many they centre around the area of what makes my qualified to be a reporter. IÃm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know. Using the bar staff as my main source of information I also make stuff up in order to fill up the gaps, like the fact that the Bar LÃEquipe is actually a front for an highly organised international white slavery ring and that Steve , when off duty can be found in his underground bunker plotting the downfall of the civilised world and watching pornÃ..
But seriously let me wish everyone a happy New year. May you have spent last night with many beautiful women. DonÃt forget to check out the Day in Problem on page 2 as there's a large pack of beer up for grabs.
