Taking over the mantel from Susie (Inghams) last year Rob C (SDS) wins the award for passing out in one of the Kalico bogs. After the cubicle was forcibly opened by staff Rob C was found unconscious with his trousers around his ankles in the early hours of the morning.
It seams after not being included in the first issue Philly (LÃÂequipe) spent her last day off trying to get herself into print. Culminating at the Kalico where she put upon herself the task of smacking everyone bottom and shouting ìWhoÃÂs your mummy?î As an addendum if you hear Mitch (Kalico) shout ìWhoÃÂs you mummy?î the appropriate response is ìPHIL
So many people this week have seen me ìMr Unemployedî working. The reason behind this is simple. Not money, Not food, Not even self-esteem but something far more simple. I cannot say ìNO!î to women. What can I say but IÃÂm a good Samaritan. Unfortunately when it comes to the questions women only seam to pick the topic of painting and DIY and steer wel
After many seasons of intimidation and threats of torching my car the secretive world of FredÃÂs (Inghams) love life have become ìde-classifiedî and open to print.At the beginning of every season the phenomenon knows as ìThe panic shagî afflicts the Inghams Resort Manager. This season even more so. The current target of his affections or libido, depending how
Pop Quiz - Your sitting on a chairlift itÃÂs minus 15 , your wrapped up nice and warm and the only thing exposed is your mouth. Do you. A) Make light and general conversation about the weather and current political situation. B) Impress the girl beside you with your command of her native language. C) Decide to press you tongue against the frozen metal of the lift.E
Paul, the head barman at the Dahu is getting a reputation as a bit of a gigolo. Rumours are flying and every week another woman's name is mentioned. First of all it was Felicity and then it was a French ski instructor named Valerie. This week his attentions have turned to mystery woman number 3 in Val dÃÂIsere
