SVEN ñ a tall well dressed almost fully qualified ski instructor, often spotted within a heard of Vaging. One of the few species to prey on itÃs victims in full day light. The SVEN is also equipped with night time skills but will still prey on victims from within the group. Prefers large mammary glands. We assume he is planning on reproduction.
DE-SVENED ñ To be protected from sexual advances, nuts must be eaten.
This is currently the only way to protect oneÃs girl! Or ones self.
SVENZONE ñ The name given to the look of SVEN. SVENZONE one day will rival grunge, punk & yuppies.
SVEN-ON ñ To pretty ones self up (In matching clothes and labels of course) and go hunting for the evening.
To be
SVENED ñ One will be chatted up a potential victim, all will be going well, you may have even brought her a beer (well that will be a waste of money). The SVEN will strut over in a nonchalant manner in which not to alarm the hunter or hunted. He will begin slowly still very stealth in his words and movements waiting for the right moment to strike. Often before the SVEN will strike, the hunter will be social disabled by the boyish grin and witty banter. He will have no choice but to wimper away and begin another attack on a less attractive catch. This is of course if he still has any of his pride and an ounce of dignity.
Reminiscent of a David Attenborough wildlife documentary where the alpha male asserts his dominance on the pack and takes his pick of the females.
Often the SVEN will be blinded by the chance to SVEN and neglect to look at the victim, this can be used to the other hunters advantage if he chooses a less appealing target to commence then once SVENED move on to a more tasty morsel.
Note: The SVEN will nearly always hunt alone or prey on other males targets with no remorse. BUT!! He will offer a teethy grin and a sheeky SVEN giggle and we must accept.
After a stella performance last night SVEN has gone against all he have researched in the past few weeks. He SVENED a
Scott Dunn Ski girl that had been DE-SVENED earlier in the evening (She ate a bowl of peanuts). But to put the icing on the cake Jim tried to SVEN the SVEN obviously with no success.
So not only has he pulled on a girl who has eaten nuts (hahaha) but he has SVENED off a lazy heartless SVEN attack from Jim
