(Recipe for disaster)
Well it is finally the morning after the night before, which I think for some is a welcome sight after the excesses of Chalet La Mouria and LÃEquipe!!! Kat there is now photographic evidence! (caught) something about a scarf and handcuffs, but where the feather duster comes into it is still a mysteryÃ
Gary (Ski Cocktail) made all the correct movements towards enemy territory and managed to briefly make it through the defences of no less than two SDS nannies but fell at the final hurdle when after two hours the head SDS nanny turned him down! Never mind my son, your complimentary copy of ìNannies reveal more than everî is on itÃs way to you now!! We have fresh news in on GaryÃs latest moves on the dance floor, in involves having both feet on the floor!!! With right arm stretched out behind on the floor as well in a semi crap position (a new one from the
Courchevel Karma Sutra) all the while grinding his nether regions against an unsuspecting blond, seeing is believing!! Informed by
Pete (crystal rep) this morning on the telephone it has become clear that Gary has finally put an end to the ìPull a poodleî race, even if he has no recollection Cheers Pete ñ I owe ya one!!! Harry spent the evening propping the bar up, but only after he had managed to put an end to the banister previous way of life, not to mention HarryÃs chances of making it back into
Kalicos for more debauchery!!! You blinked and yes you guessed it you missed it!! Christmas as always the ban of seas onaires lives passed with out much notice, apart from the SDS girls who all had a communal cry. Aaahhhhh bless. The wind up to the millennium is firmly upon us , those of you thought you could hide, think again the party, if your up for it starts at six and runs till dawn if can you think your hard enough!!!! Whose your daddy!!! One word of warning to all those who hitch down the hill after a night of merry drinking. Do not above all else accept lifts from Frenchman who think the, albeit, lax drink drive laws donÃt apply to them, as several of the ski cocktail staff were involved in a RTA which luckily everyone walked away from. You have been warnedÃ. Finally a word of thanks to all the Crystal girls who have showered the hard working ski cocktail crew with cakes and goodies!!! Gary will personally thank you all on Hogmanay!! Until the new millennium.
Bono Esdente?!
