Once again it's an ex-seasonnaire that makes the headline. Only this time there's a touch of irony about this story. You see the person who this story is about is also the person who several seasons ago suggested that I should start writing this paper.
Mitch; who has done more season than I can remember; returned to the resort for the first time in two years since passing on the mantle of bar manager of TJ's, Gringos & L'Equipe to Steve Dunsire.
The story starts down in
Kalico where Mitch met
Emily(New Generation); whose nickname from past seasons is 'Duracell'. Referring less to her hair colour and more to her endurance. These two spent the rest of the evening burning up the dance floor. Whether it was dance, hiphop, rock or house they strutted their funky stuff. When it came time to leave, Mitch, always the gentleman, walked Emily home.
At the same time
Alan(Blue bar) was putting the moves a rather nice blonde punter and was also in the process of 'taking her back to his place'. Now just in case you didn't know Alan and Emily share an apartment in the fashionable petrol station area of town, where the fresh mountain air is only occasionally diffused with the soft odour of diesel.
What followed was a series of actions more common with carry on films than real life. Back to the story. Alan came home and as he led the blonde punter into the bedroom where they encountered Mitch sitting on the bed. Images of spit roasts must have gone through the blonds head. After a quick explanation and the arrival of Emily from the bathroom, tempers were calmed.
IÃll leave the rest to your vivid imaginations but from what i hear nether Alan or Mitch got much sleep that night!
