Crash! Bang!! Wallop!!!

Matt (Whitestuff) has finally made it into the paper not once but twice.
The first was surely the most graphic injury of the season so far, requiring 9 stiches, the result of a fall after a collision with Shwinger.
The second was a product of the drugs prescribed to ease the pain. It seems Matt didnít read the warning on the back which stated that pyromania where amoung the sideeffects.
Fully doped up the Whitestuff bomberís reign of terror started. The first target was Gringos where an unsuspecting bar staff was witness to explosive acts not seen since the weapons expo in Beirut (or Pascalís birthday party). As a result of the shell shock Simon(Gringos) was force to leave the bar in order to change his trousers. An hour later Tjís was the scene of the bombers carnage as bar staff dived for cover when several well placed bangers caused everyone around the bar area and even the CD player to jump.
However the story doesnít end there, a few days later the Gringos ìrevenge squadî paid a little visit to Whitestuff. Using the tried and tested ìfire in the holeî technique to deliver their smoking red ordanence through the door and behind the counter.