For those who donÃt know the wearer of the snakeskin effect plastic trousers opposite, let me introduce Pav. Pav did a season many years ago and for the days before and after New Year she was being chased by most of the seasonaires and ex-seasonaires in town. STOP To fully understand this story you need to know the history of the people involved. Back in the season of 98-99 Lard and Ali worked for
Skiworld as plonguers together at the Auberge. When they weren't cleaning dishes there was fierce competition when it cam to pursuing the opposite sex. With the exception of one or two girls who will remain nameless most ended up in Ali's bed.
So two years on and the race was back on. 'The New Years Pav Handicap steeplechase' Although they weren't the only 'runners' you could be sure that Ali was odds on favourite with Lard 6-4. After his record this season, Lard might have had the edge over Ali, absent from the ways of the mountains. In horseracing terms 'The seasoned veteran' against ìThe former championî.
As New Years eve started Lard moved head of the pack with a snog but over the full distance it was to be Ali's night. As the clocks chimed twelve and the fireworks lit up the sky, and like a moth is drawn to a flame Pav was soon attached firmly to Ali's lips.
As the night came to end it was Pav who was well and truly riding Ali.
