Once again the simplicity of green run (and a snowboarder) claimed another veteran this season. While over in Val DÃIsere
Hamish (Simplyski) managed; while avoiding a rouge snowboarder, to break his wrist and put an end to his unbroken skiing career.
Jimmy(Thompson) has been metaphorically ìhanging around the playground with a bag of boiled sweetsî after rumours that he has pulled four 15 year old girls in the last week. A guest, a friend of a guest and two girls waiting for the school bus...
Alex(Skiworld) almost lost a hand when he decided to get friendly with one of the police dogs outside the
Kalico.
Luckily the dog was muzzled and all that Alex lost was his ability to control his sphincter.
Lard(Ski Higher) is keeping up appearances in the paper by being awarded ìPunter shunter of the weekî. After meeting a girl in the
Kalico Lard tried one of his most dubious chatup lines ìWould you like to come back to my place for a shag?î. Instead of being on the recieving end of a slap or having a drink thrown in his face, he was soon escorting her back to ìCasa Lardî. 10 minutes later, after the dirty deed was done he had delivered her back to her parents in the
Kalico.
