posted: 27-01-2001
For those of you who can get off their arses and go to Gringos you will have noticed that Philly is no longer working behind the bar. Of the alternate employment ideas suggested included going on the game and pedalling illicit substances (although if you ever tasted one of Philly's cocktails you will know she's eminently qualified) Philly has opted for doing transfers

posted: 27-01-2001
 - Courchevel Enquirer
Wednesday saw the running of the One Valley Rally. Outside Gringos 11 teams of at least four people readied themselves before letting loss across the Courchevel valley. With the exception of Graham the event was thankfully injury free. The high point of the race for many was the blatant nudity on check point 3 as contestant removed pieces of underwear. As Lard removed

posted: 27-01-2001
Richard, Supertravels very own silver fox and magnet to every skidding & sliding car in Courchevel. It all started on the roundabout outside the Jump bar. Richard was delivering wine in the Supertravel van when he came across 3 cars, wheels locked and sliding out of control. It is well known that whatever type of rubber your car is wearing, whether it be snow tyres, stu

posted: 20-01-2001
Once again it's an ex-seasonnaire that makes the headline. Only this time there's a touch of irony about this story. You see the person who this story is about is also the person who several seasons ago suggested that I should start writing this paper.Mitch; who has done more season than I can remember; returned to the resort for the first time in two years since passing o

posted: 20-01-2001
It was brought to my attention that quite a few of the answers in last weeks quiz were communist related, leading many to thing that this paper is moving in the direction of 'The Daily worker'. I have bad news comrades, this capitalist pig will continue to oppress the masses for his own proletarian benefit. Anyone who wasn't in TJ's on Wednesday misses one truly gre

posted: 13-01-2001
Once again the simplicity of green run (and a snowboarder) claimed another veteran this season. While over in Val DíIsere Hamish (Simplyski) managed; while avoiding a rouge snowboarder, to break his wrist and put an end to his unbroken skiing career. Jimmy(Thompson) has been metaphorically ìhanging around the playground with a bag of boiled sweetsî after ru