Here is a list of people who prove that we still donÃÂt have enough snow to ski off piste. Having his first ride in a bloodwagon only hours after arriving back in the resort.Shane(flexiski 00) missed killing his kidneys my a whisker.(right) Mono Mikes girlfriend (Flexiski) is now sporting a very fashionable mono swirl on her cast after breaking her arm.Pat Sharpels (
1. One who, or that which, jumps. 2. A long drilling tool used by masons and quarrymen. 3. A rude kind of sleigh; -- usually, a simple box on runners which are in one piece with the poles that form the thills. [U.S.] --J. F. Cooper. 4. (Zo['o]l.) The larva of the cheese fly. See Cheese fly, under Cheese. 5. (Eccl.) A name applied in the 18th century to certain Calv
In the last issue of the enquirer I wrote a story relating to Natalie from Mark Warner in which I stated that she was caught in the act on my sofabed. I few days later I was set upon in the Jump bar by a rotweiller of a coworker who accused me of being, among many things insensitive to the feeling of poor innocent Natalie.I donÃÂt apologise for my actions the only t
Ian(Skival) and Amy(Skival) started the season off with a ìbangî or rather a crash when Ian, after a night of drinking persuaded the lovely Amy to come back to his room and see his collection of etchings or beer steins (you get the general idea). Although in my experience when you are showing a young lady your collection of ìstuffî the need for her to
The ski company of choice for the sexually active this week is Ski World/Ski Val. Quicker than you can say ìstaff trainingî half the chalet staff are jumping in and out of bed with each other. Let me introduce contestant number one. Innocent young Nanny Nicky barely had time to unpack her bags before Damien (Catina) gave her a damn good ìwelcomingî in his
Welcome to the first REAL issue of the Enquirer. It has been as much as two weeks since you arrived. The training is over and the first guests are arriving today.I was reminded of a saying earlier this week coutesy of Charlie Mackay ìBig fruit Big snowî, roughtly translated that nature takes care if here own. Down in St Bon there is a pear tree and the pears are
