Christmas hasn't even arrived and already everyone's livers are recovering from last weeks festivities. School was out on Tuesday night with a great turnout of dinner ladies and school girls to satisfy a paedophile convention. Special mention should go to Ski Val and Scott Dunn for their turnout. The best costume was 'Shandy' Sandy's Hb pencil. A true work of genius!
Its not often you can single out a person or an entire company that stand out from the crowd when it comes to matters of drinking. This years Flexiski staff are doing very well to make themselves noticed. Stu, the ring leader, fresh from a summer in Greece managed to celebrate the opening of Kalico by ending the night wandering around resort losing pieces of clothing
It is often said one is know by the company one keeps.With this in mind I must bring up the matter of Abbie and Jim, the flaming lady boy. Ski Val's stringent vetting process missed Jim's extra curricula activities on his CV. As you can see from the photo the application of fire and alcohol are put to a novel use. A shadow of his former self this apparently reformed
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; With the possible exception of ClaireÃÂ.Let me set the scene. Thursday morning is Dale's day off and 2nd in command, Claire is handed the burden of command. After glancing at her watch she realised it was 8.30am that she was late for breakfast. After getting up and racing downstairs she realised that no one else was up.
By the time you read this most of you will be experiencing your first transfer day and you will be finally be able to put all that 'training' to proper use. Weeks of learning how to scrub toilets will come to fruition although I'm told until this is performed over a vomit/shit splattered bowl with a stinking hangover no amount of experience can ready you for it.Of cou
For those of you who are not film buffs. I am referring not to the festival where a large rat foretells the early coming of winter instead to the film of the same name, where Bill Murray relives the same day over and over again. For ten days at the end of October I suffered a similar experience at the ski show. Positioned on a stand directly in front of the main ski sl
