The calendar hasn't even clicked over to 2004 and the spectre of seasoned seasonnaires begging for their indiscretions not to be made public has already reared its ugly head again. What makes it worse is the way it was perpetrated. Up the mountains nothing shocks me as much a person not willing to take responsibility for their actions. Almost worst than the deed
Missing from the top of the tree outside the Jump bar. Random reports place a small shiny winged person exuding ample amounts of pixie sex appeal armed with a (sharp) magic wand at various drinking establishments throughout 1850.
Before Courchevel's slopes had even open Mark (the M in RTMsnowboarding) was clipped by errant skier on the Tignes glacier. Out of action for most of December Mark would now like to make it clear that; YES it was painful; YES he is pissed off and NO he doesn't get tired of being asked the same stupid questions over and over.
Contrary to all the news reports from EVERY other news agency in the world. We can actually uncover that Saddam was actually hiding out in le Praz instead of a farm house in Tikrit. In the early hours of Sunday a group of crack CIA/US special forces made a lightning raid on a basement of a chalet in 1300. A gruff sounding bearded dishevelled scruffy man with eventually
Reports are filtering out from Crystal's hotel about chef Scott Mills. It appears that earlier this week he managed to pull Hostie Sally. While taking care of business he suffered from a nasty case of mid coitus-narcolepsy. For everyone who hasn't heard of this specialised condition it mainly afflicts men and entails the falling asleep in the middle of the sexual act.
Helen(Scott Dunn) let slip with this great description of the Scott Dunn nannies. I have to say in the six years of writing this paper the nannies have consistently surfaced in various situations unbecoming of 'delicate flowers' or to be more precise the botanical equivalent of a Venus flytrap. A more apt way would be to say that they are specialist in 'deflowering' in
