Christmas hasn't even arrived and already everyone's livers are recovering from last weeks festivities. School was out on Tuesday night with a great turnout of dinner ladies and school girls to satisfy a paedophile convention. Special mention should go to Ski Val and
Scott Dunn for their turnout. The best costume was
'Shandy' Sandy's Hb pencil. A true work of genius! He almost came a cropper in the ISBA when nature called and he was unable to escape his duct-tape cardboard outfit. Luckily Amy was on hand with a sharp knife to create a suitable hole. As Amy waved the blade around Sandy's privates she felt a little prick.
Early reports have confirmed the lead in Sandy's pencil is very hard and almost every night his lips and been locked on a different chalet girl.
On Wednesday instead of recovering it was more of the same at
Natives Show love tour in the
Kalico. Great music from Blue funk and loads of freebies. It was only a shame that I flaked out due to my over exertions the night before.
