Wanton Jesabell, Harri(Jump) in a desperate attempt to atone for her sins after a recent bout of gangbangs outside Kalicos gave Jesus (Felix Ski Total) lodging for the night after he misses the last bus home. After a night of miracles and a rumoured case of Immaculate Conception it was time for Hay-soos to depart. Incidentally, despite intervention from upstairs, he missed
After consuming 17 consecutive shots and a very dirty pint on his Birthday Chaz (Supertravel) passed out while walking home. Choking on his own vomit he stopped breathing for 2 minutes and was taken down to Moutiers hospital who would not accept him because he was so intoxicated. Stopped off en route home in le Praz for a piss took two steps out of car fell on his head and
Former Picnics on the Piste, Ben, and Jonny (Ski Higher) got a little rambunksious as their wedgie war escalated. Not satisfied with simply flossing between each others buttocks it escalated until their underpants could no longer take the strain and started to disintegrate. Instead of just discarding the spent underwear it was felt that the waistbands should be changed to
I bet you are all wondering when the two bits of fibular in my left leg are finally going to fuse. If anyone knows then please let me know because I haven't a clue and neither it seems do the doctors. Every time I visit the surgery I always leave disappointed with more x-rays and assorted prescriptions. I think IÃÂm personnally financing Dr Blancs retirment fund.This wee
I know it is a bit of a taboo subject that is rarely mention but the phenomenon which is collectively known as 'Chalet girl arse' is starting to shows it effects around resort. After a 3 month diet that would make Dr Atkins turn in his grave the consumption of cake, French bread, pasta, vache and beer are starting to show their effects. Once petit figures are now straini
Players of playstations will have probably come across the acronym GTA. Instead of Grand theft Auto this acronym denotes the winter version Grand Theft Skidoo. Last week Andy(Mark Warner) while crossing the piste outside Kalico came across a snow mobile with the engine running. The temptation was almost unbearable and before you knew it Andy was astride the machine and rev
