What wouldnít Jesus do?

posted: 2008-03-15
Wanton Jesabell, Harri(Jump) in a desperate attempt to atone for her sins after a recent bout of gangbangs outside Kalicos gave Jesus (Felix Ski Total) lodging for the night after he misses the last bus home. After a night of miracles and a rumoured case of Immaculate Conception it was time for Hay-soos to depart. Incidentally, despite intervention from upstairs, he missed the morning bus as well and had to hail it in the middle of the road using his crucifix. But I guess it was just his normal cross to bear. After being sent down the word is he will be rise again (public transport permitting) next week in a different form.