Nic(Jump) on the front page! Without her breasts exposed! Fully clothed! What's going on? Nic falls victim to one of those crazed out of control skier and breaks her collar bone (x-ray page 3). After a initial period of self 'medication' in the form of copious glasses of brandy at various bars it became clear that there was a more serious problem than just some bruising.
Forget downtown Bagdad or Beirut at midnight it's generally believed that the kitchen is the most dangerous place in the world to spend time. No wonder so many accidents happen there. Caroline had just finished cooking a beef roast when she prepared to carve up. As she drew the knife over the steal she was distracted just long enough for the knife to sever an artery in her
Our first case of domestic abuse this season sees Benny(Skival) on the receiving end of Jess(Jump) anger. Cheating his black eye behind one of his hand made beanies only reinforces the gravity of the injury. Apparently the 'his and hers' hand towels weren't correctly aligned which resulted in him 'falling off his snowboard'. Benny defended Jess saying it was all his own fa
Surprisingly Greg(Ski Higher) entry this week is not accident related. No hospital, no concussion just a very loud Oakley one-piece ski suit. Ski fashion etiquette dictates that such apparel is reserved for those who can not only talk the talk but also walk the walk. Luckily this includes Greg who shows off his latest green romper suit on the slopes. Originally designed f
Every season I hear of someone who makes the mistake of putting the wrong sort of fuel into their car. In France diesel is call Gasol which could confuse some people. Despite the fact that fuel filler flaps have suitably visible warning stickers. James(TJ's) is the first I've heard this season to put petrol into a diesel car which begs the question is this the first time
Those of you getting bored with my weekly rant about living with a cast and hoping around on crutches will be glad to know that it's coming off in just under two weeks. So sooner or later the February month of grace will be over and you will have to start looking over your collective shoulders when you are getting up to no good in Kalico. That is if anyone is getting up
