After consuming 17 consecutive shots and a very dirty pint on his Birthday Chaz (
Supertravel) passed out while walking home. Choking on his own vomit he stopped breathing for 2 minutes and was taken down to Moutiers hospital who would not accept him because he was so intoxicated. Stopped off en route home in le Praz for a piss took two steps out of car fell on his head and hit a rock. Smashed it open and had to be taken down to Moutiers hospital for second time that eve, where for the second time he was rejected. Despite Rory covered for him the following morning making breakfast for his guests Chaz's employment status was 'changeable' over the following days. Luckily for him he still has a job.
As a responsible journalist it's required nowadays that I should make a comment about binge drinking and perpetuating the stereotypical image of the English lad abroad but I think Chaz has suffered enough.