GTS

posted: 2008-03-08
Players of playstations will have probably come across the acronym GTA. Instead of Grand theft Auto this acronym denotes the winter version Grand Theft Skidoo. Last week Andy(Mark Warner) while crossing the piste outside Kalico came across a snow mobile with the engine running. The temptation was almost unbearable and before you knew it Andy was astride the machine and revving the throttle. Before you could say 'Can I go for a ride' a handful of pisteurs rushed to stop him in his tracks. Unfortunately Andy's escape wasn't as straight forward but rather straight back. The skidoo was left in reverse and Andy shot backwards towards the Kalico where he dismounted and burst through the front door, breaking one of them in the process, hoping to blend in with the late aprËs-ski crowd. Again unfortunately there were only 10 people in the club and he was promptly cuffed by the rossers. Luckily no charges were pressed and with the exception of the charge for fixing Kalico's front door got away relatively scott free.