Dumb and Dumber
posted: 1999-12-25
Pop Quiz - Your sitting on a chairlift itÃs minus 15 , your wrapped up nice and warm and the only thing exposed is your mouth. Do you.
A) Make light and general conversation about the weather and current political situation.
B) Impress the girl beside you with your command of her native language.
C) Decide to press you tongue against the frozen metal of the lift.
Everyone who didnÃt answer C read onÃ.
A certain chalet boy, who shall remain nameless only for the reason that anyone this stupid is living on borrowed time. While on a chair lift up from Le Tania this genius decided to press his tongue against the frozen metal of the lift (I guess to see how cold it was). Unfortunately he left a little tongue behind, as you do. So if you riding on chair number 67 up from La Tania keep an eye open for bits of tongue. Now before I start getting complains about the leniency taken towards the identification of D and D then consider this a warning , for the first offence of the season, future stories of this dumbness will carry the full names of all concerned.
