It seams after not being included in the first issue
Philly (LÃequipe) spent her last day off trying to get herself into print. Culminating at the
Kalico where she put upon herself the task of smacking everyone bottom and shouting ìWhoÃs your mummy?î As an addendum if you hear
Mitch (Kalico) shout ìWhoÃs you mummy?î the appropriate response is ìPHILLY!î. Other bar staff who have made news this week include
Gavin (ISBA) who pulled a very young , blue haired punter.
Mikey (LÃequipe) is back in the news on two fronts. The first being related to
Emma (SSD). The second begin related to Shani , sister of Gavin's punter. Mikey and Shani were seen together on a love ski a few days ago.
Elliot (LÃequipe) on the other hand is not helping things along by introducing Shani to Mikey in front of Emma. Obviously he has never heard of tack and diplomacy.
Little
Gavin (TJÃs) is also newsworthy after having a severe case of night honking. Observed by his room mate
Gavin (ISBA) night honking consists of the following stages.
A) îThe Consumptionî big night out involving copious amount of alcohol. Recommend a wide range of beer/spirits
B) ìThe return homeî or finding your apartment/bed as the ski resort/ room spins around you.
C) ìThe Deliveryî usually performed while lying on your back for full effect. The projectile delivery is more efficient if sharing the room with many people.
D) ìThe Realisationî that you werenÃt dreaming after all.
E) ìThe Denialî ìWhoÃs been sick on me and my bed?î and finally
F) ìHiding the evidenceî Mattress/sheets disposed of in a dark alley behind the bins.
