Were among the comments from the spectators of the otherwise dull ice hockey game between
Courchevel and Oxford University. This had nothing to do with the puck or the 11 - 6 final score, instead it was a result of the second quarter streaker who ventured onto the ice to go and molest one of the goalkeepers.
Unfortunately
Shaggy(Supertravel) hadn't factored in the cold temperatures (not that you would expect that at an ice rink!) and as he stripped off certain male appendages started to shrink. But the time he hit the ice (again what happens when you wear normal shoes on smooth ice) most of his blood had already headed north.
The question on everyone's lips, apart from ones relating to Shaggy's genital size, is when it going to snow again? With snow levels so low that groups of ESF instructors have been seen collecting loose rocks from the Saulier. On closer inspection of the long term forecast it appears we might be getting some more after Wednesday.
Finally don't forget to follow in Prince Harry's example and dress up for Superhero night on Tuesday.
