Unfortunately not a reference to Ernest Hemingway but to Chris, the chef from L'equipe. While out skiing with his fellow chef, Tony they collided and Chris bore most of the brunt in the accident. When I saw him coming off the piste, arm in a temporary splint, he was in border line shock. After seeing Dr Pepin he couldn't find his carte neige and was unwilling to pay the fee, which would have been covered with a carte neige, to be taken down to Moutiers hospital. Over 3 hours later with the help of some mates, he finally made it down the mountain and had to spend a night while they pinned the broken bones. Suffice to say, with only one usable arm, Chris adds his name to the long list of casualties who have gone home.
More importantly in Chris's absence who is going to satisfy Lucy's(
Skiworld) sexual desires? Any suitable applicants should visit www.ithinkicansatisfylucyscarnalurges.com and fill out the questionnaire and check they have enough viagra. (if not for you, for her) Addendum. If you do lose your carte neige, I recommend you go to the club de sport offices on the top floor of the Forum where they can reprint another, as they have records of all the cn's sold to seasonnaires.
