It might be 2005 but that hasn't stopped the sound of breaking bone and flowing blood. Not counting the punch ups on new years eve here is a brief run down of the injuries.
Dan(Jump) has a job for life after Timmo slammed his finger in a door.
'I'll never be able to fulfill my lifelong ambition to be a concert pianist' said Dan. ìplus flicking the bean is completely out the questionî he added.
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Rosko(l'equipe) won't be throwing bottles in the air for 2 months after injuring his shoulder.
After initially thinking it was dislocated he later found out it was he had fractured his scapular (Shoulder blade). After suffering a similar injury (broken ball joint on the humerus bone) 8 years ago and having to wear a similar neoprene sling, to immobile the shoulder, I have two words of advice, Rightguard deodorant (a lot of it). After a few weeks your sling is going to hum big time.
We said goodbye to another
Skiworld girl.
While recovering from a break to her collar bone
Racheal(Skiworld) has an amazing shiner from a wrong trip down the tobogan run.
Bella(Skival), after falling out of her bunk bed was stabbed by her necklace. Thinking her roommate was dying,
G(Skival) jumped into action and rushed her to the doctors and summoned an ambulance.
Unfortunately when they arrived and cleaned off the excess blood, they had trouble actually finding the wound. It just goes to show what happens when Nurse
Millie(Skival) isn't around to look after you.
As a precaution Jon will now be installing a kiddie's safety bar on the top bunk.
