After last weeks enquirer I have been accused of exaggerating the reports of Matt's wet pants of mess distraction. As I made it clear the 45 minute claim of what happened in the Kalico didn't specify how his underwear could be deployed and if whether it referred to his chemical or biological problems. I didn't think it was important at the time.Reports of the current w
In the same way that rumours are spread and constantly exaggerated so injures are talked up in order to make then interesting. A classic example is when someone gets a case of the shits. No one wants to say that they have diarrhoea, preferring instead to say they have gastroenteritis. I don't want to take anything away from legitimate suffers but in most cases the ailm
With regards to Tuesday night I can sum up in one sentence. God bless the inventor of the wonder bra (Louise Poirier) and god bless all those girl who showed off their 'benefits'. Making eye contact with any of the numerous well endowed girls was tricky on a normal day but t but luckily thanks to the theme night no apologies were needed. Jen(freeride) decided against d
TJ's barman Ross became the latest victim of the Gringos drinking challenge. After completing the 2 hour ordeal instead of resting on his laurels he then drank another 20 vodka shots. With enough alcohol in his system to knock out a small rhino Ross retired to the Gringos loos where he ended up on the floor, leaking large amounts of blood from his head. After being
Over the past couple of weeks the spectre of snowboard theft has reared itÃÂs ugly head again. In a resort where crime is generally very low it is no consolation when some dickless wonder walks off with your pride and joy. If its new then lock it or lose it. You might be only having a few quick sneaky halves but it only takes a second to purloin your board.Alternati
As the organiser of both the one and three valley rally I always come in for criticism for the lack of rules and hence the decisions and discretion that have to be made in the event of a close finish. Like every year last Wednesday saw five out of ten teams finish within 30 minutes of each other. But enough about the finish let us begin at the beginning. After three d
