TJ's barman
Ross became the latest victim of the Gringos drinking challenge. After completing the 2 hour ordeal instead of resting on his laurels he then drank another 20 vodka shots. With enough alcohol in his system to knock out a small rhino Ross retired to the Gringos loos where he ended up on the floor, leaking large amounts of blood from his head. After being put in the recovery position, bundled into the back of an ambulance (while proclaiming 'o? est la plage') and later taken down to Moutier's A and E where, due to no surgeon being on call the local maison de la presse was raided and a desk stapler was used to put Ross back together again. Seven staples and a stationary bill in hand Ross was back behind the bar in time for the theme night. Ross is currently looking for a suitably sized stapler remover.
Where is the loo? But that's not the end of the fun. Later that night Matt Hardy didn't know when to say enough. He also didn't know how to say 'o? est la wc?'. He was last seen in the
Kalico propped up on Ben, the bouncer's, stool with an ever increasing yellow puddle forming below.
