Among the list of fatalities over the Christmas period there are very few that were caused by actual skiing. Thanks to a spot of Hoop's new years king table sliding it's the first time Dan(Jump old school) has had a gash this close to his mouth. Jack(Powder white) very ironically slipped on the ice outside the doctor surgery breaking his thumb and requiring a metal pin and
Probably one of the most pathetic instances of New Years detox comes from those overworked (sic) private chalet girls Loti and Fran. On Thursday night, after a couple of rounds of cocktails at the ISBA, the pledge to give up alcohol for a whole week was lorded as their example.Obviously Australian's use a different sort of calendar that doesn't include days that might get
One of the most eagerly awaited pieces of information (apart from Silkie's latest conquest) to cross my desk was the planned re-opening of L'Equipe. Apparently, and anyone looking at its current state might disagree, the bar will be open by Monday night for New Years. Apart from selling pizzas, news about it's dÃÂcor and pricing is sketchy. Anyone looking for an alterna
More fun and games at the Bon Sejour from our favourite cock hungry chalet girl. Not satisfied with her current reputation Silkie(Mark Warner) has been up to her old tricks again. This time it involves her inebriated roommate Kat. Cutting through the alcoholic haze Kat crashed on, what she thought was, her bed for the night. A little later Silkie returned to find 'someone'
Once again it's the hard working boys at Ski Higher that provide the joviality of the week. Gregory(Ski Higher) who is better known for his pink snowboarding pants decided a colour change was in order this season. Apparently this season yellow is the new pink and nothing as retro as 80's fluorescent yellow but the more mature piss yellow. For those of you new to my writing
Here's a cautionary tale for anyone living in staff accommodation with someone like Jimbo. James(Jump) passed out in the corridor and, instead of being helped up by Jimbo, proceeded to be undressed and abused with a variety of food stuffs. Anyone experienced in the insertion of foreign objects will know a good smattering of butter is essential for lubrication (apparently).
