Once again it's the hard working boys at
Ski Higher that provide the joviality of the week. Gregory(
Ski Higher) who is better known for his pink snowboarding pants decided a colour change was in order this season. Apparently this season yellow is the new pink and nothing as retro as 80's fluorescent yellow but the more mature piss yellow. For those of you new to my writing I am about to (without taking the piss) spend the next page making a variety of incontinence jokes at Gregg's expense. You see this young snowboarder is currently having a problem with the loss of voluntary control over his urinary sphincters.
After a very heavy night
Kalico with one or two more beers than normal young Gregg started to come around on the sofa bed mattress of his co-workers apartment. What woke him wasn't the dawn chorus of the reversing snowplough instead it was the all too familiar warm wet feeling that was welling up in his pants and making it's way down his left trouser leg. Now normally (for 'normally' read 'soberly') this would instigate a quick trip to the nearest loo so as to minimize the collateral damage. In Greg's inebriated comatose case his aim was slightly off.
Now I not talking about maybe getting a splash on the loo seat and some of the surrounding tiles wet. If Greg had been playing darts it would have been the equivalent of aiming for the bulls eye and hitting the barman in the forehead at the back auditorium. Greg waltzed past the bathroom and into his co-workers bed room and started to relieve himself all over Tom's(
Ski Higher) clothing. After finishing up and shaking out the remains he made his swift exit out the window and over the balcony.
But here's the masterstroke, as the odour started to percolate the apartment making it smell like a multi-story stairwell it was left down to Greg to 'let himself in' through the front door and pretend he had nothing to do with the mildly moist surroundings.
But it doesn't stop there, word is that Greg has left a trail of dampness were ever he has passed out around town these past weeks. Harriet's(Jump) mattress is just one of the many now sporting a nice yellow patch. So girls if this doesn't put you off, and if it doesn't then nothing will, make sure you either fit some rubber sheets or start putting the laundrette on short dial.
