I don't know about you but I'm exhausted. Barely a day has gone by without an event happening combined with a sharp intake of alcohol. We've had the inaugural Picnics on the Piste extreme snowball fight followed by the Ski Higher pole dancing competition. We had ex-seasonnaire Mitch Matthews spin some crowd pleasers on Tuesday night. The free toffee vodka flowed at the Nat
With the mercury barely registering on a thermometer and the simian primates well and truly freezing their brassed balls off, Picnics on the Piste unveiled their inaugural extreme snowball arena outside Kalico. Lit up with spotlights, and fuelled with vin chaud, teams of seasonnaires from Mark Warner, Skiworld, Skival, Ski Higher, battled it out for the honour and glory.Wi
You know the situation. You've just spent the whole evening chatting up this girl, pretending to laugh at her jokes, trying to make eye contact and not obviously staring at her breasts, maybe had a bit of snog on the dance floor. It comes to the time when you're walking her home. You know her chalet is near yours but sooner or later your paths will divide. So you make your
Waiting for arrivals at Geneva airport is generally a very monotonous event. There is only so much you can read at the newsagent; so much you can drink at the cafÃÂ. So to inject some excitement there's nothing like getting your collar felt by the local fuzz. Trying on some nice metal bracelets and having your particulars taken down. Luckily using her feminine wiles an
If spending an hour rolling around in sub-zero conditions wasn't enough to tire out the workers it was left to Ski Highers pole dancing competition in Kalico. As at the beginning of the season it was left to the male contingent to provide the majority of the entertainment.From the outset it was all about Tom(Mark Warner) fresh from his snowball victory he had his eyes on t
On the opening night of Kalico it was left to the returning seasonnaires to christen the new pole on the dance floor. After watching the French handle the metal shaft like it was going to bite them back it was down to the muscular endurance, coordination and combined sensuality of Mik, Benny and Jimbo to show them how it's done. Never before have I seen a pole being given
