Those of you getting bored with my weekly rant about living with a cast and hoping around on crutches will be glad to know that it's coming off in just under two weeks. So sooner or later the February month of grace will be over and you will have to start looking over your collective shoulders when you are getting up to no good in
Kalico. That is if anyone is getting up to no good. After a week of half term with a resort full of horny posh teenage girls and no stories involving the skidoo hut.
My apologies to anyone who I haven't seen over the past couple of weeks. Currently my range is limited to the anywhere which is not incline challenged and mostly ice/snow free, which thanks to this current front of clement weather includes the Jump and sometimes, if my arms can support me long enough, the ISBA. Which bring me to the subject of staircases.
Staircases are added to my list of challenging transportation devices. I know no one is credited with inventing stairs but whoever did didn't try descending on one leg with crutches. It's a challenge that I don't fall head first in either direction. For the next few weeks people should install more lifts and escalators. I now know why the daleks failed in their bid for world domination.
