A broken Jump girl

Nic(Jump) on the front page! Without her breasts exposed! Fully clothed! What's going on? Nic falls victim to one of those crazed out of control skier and breaks her collar bone (x-ray page 3). After a initial period of self 'medication' in the form of copious glasses of brandy at various bars it became clear that there was a more serious problem than just some bruising. The errant skier was in fact Chris(bum) who out of a crazed sense of guilt is now acting as 'care assistant' to Nic. Performing all those duties that are out of her reach.