posted: 04-02-2000
Both Courchevel and the Enquirer bids farewell to Dion. But to commemorate his departure a farewell story is needed.Customers at the Jump complained about the flatness of their croissants one breakfast. A possible explanation was brought to my attention. David walked in on Dion and Sarah at it in the kitchen where the lights were off, Sarah was sitting on the table a

posted: 04-02-2000
The right way Drive over on Tuesday night. Ski on Wednesday, drive back on Wednesday evening. The wrong way (or as we will call it the Luke way) Arrange to pick up girls, arrive late, donít pick up skis, Go down to 1650 to pick up other girls only to find that they are still asleep. Wake up girls and finally head off down the mountain. Have in-depth discussion as

posted: 04-02-2000
Passers by coming out of Le Grange were witness to a unexpected exhibition of tonsil hockey. Jane (El Gringos) and Callum (Accountant) were hard at it, swapping spit in the Petit Tournier. After finishing his ìsingle entryî (bookkeeping joke) a large cheer could be heard from the street from the watching crowd.

posted: 04-02-2000
This very simple formula is the culmination of many nights out with Pascal. Although simp le, some people are finding out the hard way. After a very noisy night of partying with Pascal, Matt (Whitestuff) was woken up and almost arrested by two large gendarmes following complaints from Meribel about the excessive noise.

posted: 04-02-2000
On Thursday night LíEquipe held itís first Karaoke night of the season. Many classics tracks were butchered throughout the night by both punter and members of staff. Harry from Ski cocktail almost had his blond locks chopped off, unfortunately there was not enough people to hold him down. He has subsequently issued a fatwar against his workmates. Some people ju

posted: 04-02-2000
Matt (Whitestuff) is in the news again . This time for something very silly. As silly things go this really takes the biscuit. It was so silly I was in half a mind as to whether to print it at all.After payday most people head for the pub as a way or parting with their newly found wealth instead Matt decided that the laminating machine was far more fun , so much