The Dangers of laminating

Matt (Whitestuff) is in the news again . This time for something very silly. As silly things go this really takes the biscuit. It was so silly I was in half a mind as to whether to print it at all.
After payday most people head for the pub as a way or parting with their newly found wealth instead Matt decided that the laminating machine was far more fun , so much fun that he laminating one weeks pay.