Farewell to Dion

Both Courchevel and the Enquirer bids farewell to Dion. But to commemorate his departure a farewell story is needed.
Customers at the Jump complained about the flatness of their croissants one breakfast. A possible explanation was brought to my attention. David walked in on Dion and Sarah at it in the kitchen where the lights were off, Sarah was sitting on the table and Dion was close by. Sources tell me they had been friends for most of the season and it was only a matter of time before they consummated their relationship. Couple this to the fact that the croissants are ìlaidî out on the table after bakingÖ. Need I say more! But thatís not the end of the story. Ed, The new plonger at the Jump was engaged in what can only be described as the ultimate bonding with co-workers when he was asked by Dion to participated in a threesome in the hotel. The willing third party, Elaine ìI donít usually do thisî (Tournier) and Dion are no strangers to the horizontal mambo together. After the mÈnage a trois the obvious question arose as to who was the more well endowed. Lets just say that compared to Dion ,Ed might be know as ìpeeweeî. The first time they exchanged bodily fluids not only did she not remember Dionís name but she couldnít remember what he looked like either.
The Courchevel Enquirer will certainly miss Dion and asks whether his replacement will be able to fill his shoes both in the kitchen depaRTMent and in the bedroom depaRTMent.