The truth is here!!! Accept no substituteÃÂ. Hot from the Jacuzzi!!!!! Orgy porgy pudding and pie kissed a bloke and made him swell!!!!! Or so the fairy tale go es!! ItÃÂs a torrid tale of lost morality and some may say diminished responsibility. No names will be mentioned but shall we say they know who they are and stand alone to bear the brunt of their shame. Th
After last weeks issue it was brought to my attention that my writing style for the main story, the one that contain 3 persons, was a little over zealous in the area of naming names. Now I am in no way apologising for writing that story, the subject matter comes firmly under what appears in this paper. Without stories like that all this paper would be full of is a li
Before you rush off and inform the correct authorities let me say that this murder is only a game.Ski Val/Ski World/Bar staff/White stuff staff are all involved. Each player is given three tickets.One saying who they must kill, the second saying where they must kill them and the third saying with what weapon. Once they have killed them they then take the dead persons targ
This week itÃÂs a special Tournier edition of New is Brief. On Thursday night after bad taste night it seems the Tournier was a hot bed of debauchery. Drew finally managed to bed Susanna. Guy was briefly snogged by Dr Caroline (Ski World 98/99) but by the end of the night ended up with Emma (SDS). Claire managed to pull a ski instructor. Callum spent the night playing
ItÃÂs not often that we report on skiing stories but as this is a ski resort I thought I might make an exception. Pat Sharples (extreme/bumps skier) and Sian (Ski Olypmic) finished 27th out of 80 and 7th out of 9 respectably in the Tignes Freeride last weekend.
Steve, Justin and Paul (Ski Val) were involved in a bit of scare while skiing off-piste in the bowl to the right of the Chanrossa chair. While coming down they set of an avalanche, luckily none of them where injured, with the exception of Paul and Justin who had to go home and change their salopettes .
