The truth is here
By Tom from Ski Cocktail posted: 2000-02-19
The truth is here!!! Accept no substituteÃ.
Hot from the Jacuzzi!!!!!
Orgy porgy pudding and pie kissed a bloke and made him swell!!!!! Or so the fairy tale go es!! ItÃs a torrid tale of lost morality and some may say diminished responsibility. No names will be mentioned but shall we say they know who they are and stand alone to bear the brunt of their shame.
The evening was Mercredi, the venue one of the more exclusive of 1850Ãs chalets. Its started out with a few CLOSE friends having, as you do! A glass of chilled Moet (more like a bottle per person) and a Jacuzzi. At this point the reports have been fairly vague and disguised by those involved, but after intense foraging! A semblance of a story has been formed. The approximate number of persons involved was in the region of 6-9, so obviously leaving one voyeur! The party started innocently enough with all fully swim suited, not for long. The hostess duly raised the level by insisting bikini tops were cast aside. And so the fun and games begin!!! What follows next is a roller coaster of exploration in the fullest sense of the word, as well as several sub-aqua experiences!! Without delving into the intricacies of tangled mass of limbs and erogenous zone the horniness didnÃt stop there! I feel at this point it is my duty to warn you (the reader) that the next section of text carries a government health warning and a certificate of 18. So down to the nitty gritty, yeas it was gratuitous. It is something more akin to prose that is seen in a top shelf publication, please read carefully.
Guy-Girl Girl-Guy-Guy!!! Guy-Guy?? Girl-Girl (Kinky!) and so on and so forth. I think that speaks for itself but just to help you out below is a little diagram to paint a clearer picture!! But everyone was in safe hands there was a doctor on call at all times!! With it all forgotten now, only one problem remains is that the poor Jacuzzi does not work anymore, apparently a filtration problem!! Do not accept any 1970 style black afro wigs that are now on sale as they do not conform to British regulations therefore indicating a dubious hair supplier who has been dismissed from his previous employment as a Jacuzzi filter cleanerÃ.
