News in Brief 9

posted: 2000-02-12
This week itís a special Tournier edition of New is Brief. On Thursday night after bad taste night it seems the Tournier was a hot bed of debauchery. Drew finally managed to bed Susanna. Guy was briefly snogged by Dr Caroline (Ski World 98/99) but by the end of the night ended up with Emma (SDS). Claire managed to pull a ski instructor. Callum spent the night playing musical beds. He started out in Charliesí bed only to be interrupted by Rob and Tor (SDS). Only he though Tor was Jenny and started shouted out for Jenny to stop what she was doing. He then made his way to Jennyís room only to find Jenny asleep. Dazed and confused he went to sleep in Elaines bed. Elaine was demoted to sleeping on the floor. Dr Caroline returned on Wednesday only to find Olie running for cover and ending up under the sheets in the ISBA with a punter named Adel. Ross (Catina)ís name appeared a couple of time, first with Susie (Inghams) and then with Jenny (Tournier). Scott (Ski cocktail) would like to complain about Jenny (exrockies) and Campbellís (Ski Cocktail Motteret) nocturnal activities. Having to sleep on the top bunk while those two get down to business causes a very nauseating seasick style rocking movement.