St Louis Injuries

Every year one ski company is jinked in either the injury depaRTMent of the (lack of) employment depaRTMent . Two years ago the LíEquipe, TJís, ISBA bar staff were falling like flies.
Last year their was an exodus of staff from the Mark Warnerís Dahu hotel. This year the black clouds is firmly settled over Thomson and the St Louis.
At the beginning of January Caroline breaks her wrist at the half-pipe over in Meribel apparently for the 3rd time. By the end of January Claire leaves after intolerable reaction to the cheese goddess and is replace by Roz.
February starts with a bang (or a crack) as Beth breaks here right wrist as she falls on some ice while coming off a chair lift in Meribel. Mid February signalled the departure of Billy after his reaction with cheese gets worse. Marcus hands in his notice and his replacement is found in a week. Vicky who worked in Chalet Bolet leaves, and is replaces my Merry who leaves before she even managed to start work. Merry is replaced by Imran who lasts two weeks before fleeing. To celebrate the leap year Lee arrives at the end of Feb to help in kitchen . He leaves one week later to work in Montgeneve!
The first two weeks in March most of the staff and guests were struck down with gastroenteritis.
At the beginning of March Rozís friend and Courchevel veteran, Nicks arrives for a weeks holiday and ends up working at Chalet Bolet.
Gillís friend Jo comes out for a holiday and ends up working at the St Louis a week later.
March 6th saw a rare outing for several of the St Louis staff down to El Gringos for a quiet drink. Unfortunately chaos ensues after several tequilas blowjobs and screaming orgasms later. Emma (Host) takes a tumble from Pea (Plonger)ís shoulders onto the ice resulting in several facial cuts and abrasions. The following morning after several remarks from guests over breakfast she is taken off breakfast and transferred to cleaning rooms.
March 8th Emma, the new head chef is brought in to replace Billy after he leaves for a ìbetter jobî with a ìbetter companyî in Meribel. Tracy sprains the ligament in her right hand.
Darren and Jas who run the Le Petit Chap are sacked under dubious circumstances and are asked to leave immediately.
Lee comes back to work in the kitchen but ends up working in the Petit Chap.
March 9th Natalie and Beth hand in their notice.
March 10th Natalie leaves under the cover of darkness, After 6 weeks Beth has the cast removed off her broken wrist.
March 11th Tim (Bum) and another Tim (Punter) join St Louis as hosts.
March 12th Tim (Punter) breaks collar bone in half pipe, Beth decides to say after all.
March 13th Tim (Bum) leaves after 48 hours on the job, Beth breaks her right arm again while jumping in the board park in Meribel.
March 14th Tim (Punter) leaves St Louis to go home after only 24 hours of work.
March 16th Beth leaves to go home.
So my warning to anyone who is going to work at the St Louis . ìMake sure your health insurance is all paid up to dateî for you never know when you might need it!