Hiders, Hoarders, Stealer and Biners

Being that this paper has such a high circulation (50 copies) and the editor has such a commanding use of sarcasm! Every week I get a load of people who complain that they never got to read the last weeks edition. I know that I cannot print enough copies for everyone to have their own personal one. So I am just asking people not to hide, hoard, steal or bin the paper after they have read it. The Jump and the St Louis are the two main offenders both have multiple copies delivered yet most of the staff never get to read itÖ If anyone would like copies of all the Enquirers at the end of the season they can either visit the website or for a small fee I will print them out for them.