Dave Dyer (
Mark Warner), resident of the infamous love dungeon, stupidly went home for a week leaving his room key in the mischievous hands of Mariana (chalet). This foolish act simply led to his room being plastered head to toe in fat porn of the most vulgar variety - the type of porn you would NEVER want mummy to find! His room also served as the
Mark Warner shag pad for the week, being the venue for various couplings (and triplings)!! Alex (chalet), who went home this week (boohoo) was far from an innocent party, due to her part in the embarassing search for top shelf 'literature' in the Forum newsagent. Dave also has at least one other surprise to come home to - as Sam the laundry girl is refusing to wash his sheets!! Welcome home, Mr Dyer!!