DaisyÃÂs return to JimboÃÂs (flower) bed over half term was overshadowed on Thursday night when she came back to find another occupant nestled between the sheets with him. The smooth talking Jump barman managed to convince Daisy that he didnÃÂt know who this other girl. His other excuse was that after copious amounts of alcohol was unable to get his ìdibber
At the beginning of the week I was introduced to 5 innocent young school girls from St Peters of York. By the end of the week I am writing about their torrid exploits. Sophia, Holly, Hatie, Monica and Katie were the 5, who in the future will be known as the ìSt Peters 5î. Now to start I am not complaining about their behaviour, because on the first day I was swap
ìPut your head between your legs. No! your own legs.. Fatherî (Airplane). Last Friday the following plane crashed while landing at the Altiport. Data from the black box recorder revealed that the before the crash that pilot said to the stewardess ìWeÃÂre going downî and she got the wrong idea. On a plus point it took a week to take the smile off his fac
Emma (Inghams) demonstrated her cordon bleu cooking abilities this week by serving for tea what can only be described as a smoking lump of charcoal to her guests. After begin sent to NASA for tests, a spokesman revealed ìthe sample has many similarities with meteorite fragmentsî.This a slightly unfair comparison as the meteorite only had the earths atmosphere (3
On a trip to Megeve, Camilla (Bum) got a bit of shock at a Valentines party. In the middle of the room there was a large bucket of what she thought were chocolates. After grabbing a large handful she realised later that they were actually condoms. So if you get lucky one night and canÃÂt find a condom machine go and ask Camilla, Kat or Luke. (Although in LukeÃÂs c
Luke (Simply ski) broke up with Maz (Inghams) and before you can say ìreboundî was tucked up in bed with Tor (SDS). Helen (Dahu) whipped out her baps in the Kalico. After celebrating her 21st birthday Claire(Crystal) was caught with her trousers down under the bridge outside the Kalico with a unnamed barman. Mark Adams (Mark Warner) came out of the closet to George
