Emma (Inghams) demonstrated her cordon bleu cooking abilities this week by serving for tea what can only be described as a smoking lump of charcoal to her guests. After begin sent to NASA for tests, a spokesman revealed ìthe sample has many similarities with meteorite fragmentsî.
This a slightly unfair comparison as the meteorite only had the earths atmosphere (3000?F) to contend with and not EmmaÃs oven. Speaking to some other chalet girls the usual course of action requires removing the outer crust and covering with large amounts of icing or jam. If ever questioned by the guests as to what flavour the correct answer is ìCharcoal-ate .î Suitable uses for such a cake include a doorstop, a paperweight or a wedge to stop your van rolling down hill.
