Four days and seven weeks ago, a black cloud descended upon
Courchevel and raped and pillaged his way through the mass of innocent trollops (punters and workers alike) that this mountain had to offer.
No wonder that in his own fair words he is 'gonna miss this place...... On the other hand Ski Cocktail will accompany the non-pork eating deviant to his bus and ensure that he returns to the place where he is missed the most...... Pakistan.
He learnt to ski in seven weeks, he lost his seasonal liftpass - and found it again a week later. His catch phrase we think will go with him
'YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT'!!!!!! usually followed by a fantastic woody woodpecker impression!! Although there maybe some who will incorporate it into their daily lives!!! We wish him all the best and a word of warning to those who intend to come back next year for another season,
DO NOT GET INJURED as Waq intends to be your local friendly deviant G.P. It brings a whole new dimension to a smear test!!!!! 1 hope he leaves his S.T.D's behind next time!! PS. For anyone who doesnÃt know Waq for the past seven weeks should have been in Cambridge (Trinity College) studying for his medical finals, 1 think he made the right decision!!
